OK my homies and homettes, as you might know, due to the lost
of my wife’s paternal youngest sister in The Dominican Republic, my family and
I didn’t have a big party for my 50th birthday, back on October 19th,
we went out for dinner and had a good time. The thing is, that my family and
friends didn’t forget and so last night, they surprised me at my daughter’s housewarming
YES! YES! YES! And YES! La Jefa, aka The Boss Lady, aka The
Wife, aka My Wife, knowing that I’m a weekend binge drinker, did give me permission
to have a couple of beers, which I truly enjoyed. The thing is, that I had a
lot of fun, BUT… I didn’t overdo it. Once I got home, I ate some food
and went straight to bed, I didn’t binge drink and I didn’t continue my drinking
this morning. Which is my biggest problem with my weekend drinking.
To be honest, today I don’t have a hangover, which is great, because
I’m able to help my wife do a few things that need to be done around the
apartment, with no problem. Plus I’m looking forward to going to the salt mines
on Monday, without a hangover.
OK my homies and homettes, even though I know that you don’t give a flying fuck, I’m still gonna say it… Today I’m celebrating my 50th birthday… and yes, my dick still gets hard without the assistance of any erectile dysfunction medication or penis pump . Don’t believe me? Just ask my sexually happy wife.
Anyways my peeps, up to the time that I sat down on my bed, in
my birthday suit, to write this boring, crazy, stupid and weird post of mine… with
the shopping and everything else in between, my day has been the same as every
other Saturday. Except that this evening, I’m planning on going out for dinner
with The Boss Lady (my wife).
As of right now, right now! I’m not planning on doing any drinking tonight, but hey, I’m one motherfucking crazy man with a lot of fucked up issues, and because of that, shit can change in a sec. So, AGAIN!… I’m celebrating my 50th birthday, and if you don’t want to lose your hard-earned cash, don’t bet on me. I know I wouldn’t!
OK my homies and homettes, since I had to renew my driver’s license by my birthday… which if you have been putting attention to the past crazy, boring, insane and weird blog posts of mine… is tomorrow, I decided to use my last vacation day today. But as usual, my wife had to throw in a twist to my day off, so we went to buy a toilet at Home depot. But no worries my peeps, I survived to tell another stupid chapter.
To be honest, out of respect to my wife, since she lost her youngest paternal half-sister only a week ago today back in The Dominican Republic, right now, I don’t have any plans to celebrate my 50th birthday tomorrow. I just want to be chilling like a villain and stay home doing shit. But knowing my crazy ass self, shit can turn crazy in a 24-hour period. I’ll see what’s popping by then. I know that YOU… my loyal 1.5 madafakers, don’t give a flying fuck about my stupid life, but I’ll keep you in the loop anyways.