Good morning and happy hump day boys and girls, as always, I hope that you have a great day. Remember, enjoy it to the fullest and don’t let nobody fuck it up for you no matter what goes down.
As for me? I’m back at the salt mines for another day of hard labor. Today I’m on the dreaded phones, but like they say, it is what it is. Plus, it beats pushing up daisies or being unemployed at 50. LMFAO! Unlike some people, I just love throwing my age out there. Yes, I’m 50 and proud of it. Other than that, I’m chillin like a villain.
OK my homies and homettes, as you might know, due to the lost
of my wife’s paternal youngest sister in The Dominican Republic, my family and
I didn’t have a big party for my 50th birthday, back on October 19th,
we went out for dinner and had a good time. The thing is, that my family and
friends didn’t forget and so last night, they surprised me at my daughter’s housewarming
YES! YES! YES! And YES! La Jefa, aka The Boss Lady, aka The
Wife, aka My Wife, knowing that I’m a weekend binge drinker, did give me permission
to have a couple of beers, which I truly enjoyed. The thing is, that I had a
lot of fun, BUT… I didn’t overdo it. Once I got home, I ate some food
and went straight to bed, I didn’t binge drink and I didn’t continue my drinking
this morning. Which is my biggest problem with my weekend drinking.
To be honest, today I don’t have a hangover, which is great, because
I’m able to help my wife do a few things that need to be done around the
apartment, with no problem. Plus I’m looking forward to going to the salt mines
on Monday, without a hangover.
OK my homies and homettes, even though I know that you don’t give a flying fuck, I’m still gonna say it… Today I’m celebrating my 50th birthday… and yes, my dick still gets hard without the assistance of any erectile dysfunction medication or penis pump . Don’t believe me? Just ask my sexually happy wife.
Anyways my peeps, up to the time that I sat down on my bed, in
my birthday suit, to write this boring, crazy, stupid and weird post of mine… with
the shopping and everything else in between, my day has been the same as every
other Saturday. Except that this evening, I’m planning on going out for dinner
with The Boss Lady (my wife).
As of right now, right now! I’m not planning on doing any drinking tonight, but hey, I’m one motherfucking crazy man with a lot of fucked up issues, and because of that, shit can change in a sec. So, AGAIN!… I’m celebrating my 50th birthday, and if you don’t want to lose your hard-earned cash, don’t bet on me. I know I wouldn’t!