Good morning and happy Saturday boys and girls, I am happy to say, that I am 50 years old and today I have been alcohol-free for 50 days, yes, 50 days. I still can’t use the word sober, because I associate it with someone that will never drink again, and since I’m a human being who is full of fucked up flaws, I can’t say what tomorrow will bring.
Later in the evening, my wife and I are traveling to our
daughter’s apartment in The Bronx, because family and friends are gathering for
dinner and a good time. There will be drinking going on, but no worries kids, drinking
is not in the horizon for me. As a matter of fact, I feel that as the days have
turned into weeks, I don’t think about drinking much. I’ve had a couple of stinking
thinking along the way, but nothing to be concerned about.
With that said, I am Audi 5000 y’all!
Happy Saturday my homies and homettes, I hope that you enjoy
your day to the fullest. But as always, don’t let no madafacker fuck it up for
you, no matter what goes down.
As for your majesty??? Today I am happy to say, that I have
been alcohol-free for 1 month and 13 days… OK OK OK OK OK, I’ll do
the fucking math for you dumb ass preschool dropout madafakas out there! That’s
a total of 43 days!… There, are you fucking happy now? Do you want a tooty
fruity scented enema to go with that too?
Anyways, I really don’t know what “The Mother Of My
Children”, aka “La Jefa”, aka “The Boss”, aka “The Love Of
My life”, aka “The Wife”, aka “My Wife” has planned for me
today, so right now right now, the only thing on my agenda is, to drive over to
The Bronx and do a favor for “my little 29 year old princess”, aka “My
But like I’ve always said, married men can’t make plans… because
their better halves are always there to fuck them up for them.
With that said… I am Audi 5000 y’all!