Good morning and happy Thursday boys and girls. As always, I hope that wherever you are in this crazy rock we call planet earth, you enjoy your day to the fullest.
As for me? I’ve been trying to find a store, where I can buy food that is sugar free, salt free, gluten free, alcohol free, cage free, egg free, shellfish free, fish free, tree nuts free, soy free, spice free, food coloring free, carb free, cholesterol free, fat free, wheat free, protein free, milk free, hormone free, peanut free, lactose free, dolphin free and any other shit free. As long as it tastes like chicken, I’m OK with it.
With that said, I’m Audi 5000 y’all!