After The Salt Mines

Good morning and TGIF kids. I hope that you enjoy your day to the fullest. Remember, we are just a few hours away from starting our weekend. So don’t let no asshole fuck it up for you no matter what happens… Learn to just walk away… Just walk… away. 

As for me? I’m just up to my usual, putting in 8 hours of hard labor at the salt mines. Then when everything is said and done, I’ll run home like a crazy person, get naked, put on my pink Speedo and pink flip flops, rub butter all over my body and run around the apartment yelling out… “I’M FREE! I’M FREE! I’M FREE!”. LMMFAO! I bet you madafakas would love to see that shit. But guess what? It ain’t happening, because when I get home, I’m just going to be chilling like a villain. 

With that said, I’m Audi 5000 y’all!

Excuse Me! Your Monkey Is On My Back!

Happy Friday my homies and homettes. Depending in which part of this boring, crazy, insane and weird planet of ours you are located, I hope that you have enjoyed, are enjoying or are about to enjoy it to the fullest. Remember, don’t let nobody fuck it up for you no matter what goes down.

As for me, I don’t have any special plans for the beginning of my crazy weekend. But as usual, I’m just getting ready to head on out to the salt mines for a day of hard labor. The only difference to Monday through Thursday is, that I technically get paid today. The fucked up part of it is, that the direct deposit won’t hit my bank account until around 2:00 am Saturday morning. So that only means one thing, that there won’t be any drinking for YOUR pesky monkey on my back and I, until we could drive to the bank at the break of dawn. (Hey, in today’s society, we don’t blame ourselves, we blame others for our fuck ups).