Evaporated Cows

Good morning and happy hump day boys and girls! I hope that no matter what goes down, you enjoy your day to the fullest. Just before you know it, the week will be over. So, don’t worry, we are halfway through the battle, just hold on to your Wonder Woman panties.

As for me? I decided to put on hold the autobiography that I mentioned on yesterday’s post and start a new one that I receive last night. I’m not going to get into details, because I don’t’ want you to fall asleep so early in the day. But I think that I will really enjoy it, since to some extent, I can relate to the author. Other than that, I came back to the salt mine for more punishment.

QUESTION: Is evaporated milk obtained through the process of evaporating cows?

With that said, I’m Audi 5000 y’all!

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Good morning and happy hump day boys and girls, as always, I hope that you have a great day. Remember, enjoy it to the fullest and don’t let nobody fuck it up for you no matter what goes down.

As for me? I’m back at the salt mines for another day of hard labor. Today I’m on the dreaded phones, but like they say, it is what it is. Plus, it beats pushing up daisies or being unemployed at 50. LMFAO! Unlike some people, I just love throwing my age out there. Yes, I’m 50 and proud of it. Other than that, I’m chillin like a villain.

With that said, I’m Audi 5000 y’all!

Hump, Hump Awaaay!

Good morning and happy hump day my homies and homettes. I hope that whatever time zone you are in, in this crazy rock traveling at 67,000 mph around the sun, you have, are, or will be enjoying your day to the fullest.

Always remember, that no matter how hard shit gets, you can always use a laxative… or even better, a scented enema. But make sure that it is an organic enema, because you sure don’t want to get in trouble with them people… You know… “The Green Police”.

With that said… I am Audi 5000 y’all!