Good morning and TGIF boys and girls. As always, I hope that you enjoy your day to the fullest and remember, don’t let no asshole mess it up for you no matter what goes down. Keep in mind, that some people are assholes, because somewhere along the line, they lost their copy of the “How not to be an asshole for dummies” book by yours truly.

As for The Big Lebowski? Just like everyday from Monday through Friday, I’m on my way to the salt mines, but compared to yesterday, today will be very different. WHY? Because I’m not on the dreaded phone. Everything should be A OK, unless my stupidvisor fucks it up for everyone, which she usually does. Other than that, I’m happy to have a job that pays the bills, keeps the wife, kids and dog off my back and gives me weekend beer money.

With that said, I’m Audi 5000 y’all!

Butt Fucked At the Salt Mines!

OK my homies and homettes, even though I have been alcohol- free for 34 days today and I am happier than a horny teenage boy in a sex robot factory, I’m not quite in such a good mood this morning. The reasons being, that…

  1. Today at the salt mines, I’m on the phone the whole day, which I hate. I take and do anything anytime, except being on the phone. 
  2. The co-worker that is covering the phone with me today, is known very well in the department, for taking her sweet ass time on every fucking call, in order not to take so many calls. Which means, that I will be butt fucked.

Other than that, everything will be fine and dandy… Once I get THE FUCK out of the salt mines, since I’m taking my last vacation day tomorrow.