Doing It For Me

Good morning and happy Tuesday boys, girls and others! Today is my 27th alcohol free day and I feel great! To be honest, there were a couple of times when I wanted to have a really cold one, because I saw others drinking, but I kept thinking about the serenity prayer, and that helped me a lot. I always keep in mind that I’m not doing this to please or make others happy, I am doing this for me.

With that said, I am Audi 5000 y’all!

Dear Evil Monkey

Good morning and happy Monday kids! I hope that you start your week with a healthy mental breakfast, of I don’t give a fuck what others think or say about me!

As for me? Today, I am happy to say, that the past weekend was my fourth alcohol-free weekend and I feel GREAT! I also must add that I haven’t had any alcohol in the past twenty-six days.

It is incredible, to be able to wake up on a Monday morning, without a fucked-up hangover and being able to report to the salt mines for duty, without no anxiety, depression or regrets.

My only advice for you kids is, to do whatever the fuck it is, that keeps you from doing whatever thee fuck it is that is causing chaos in your life. Remember, this is not a one size fits all thing, plus you must keep in mind, that no matter what goes down or how many times you feel that you failed, this will always be a work in progress.

With that said, I am Audi 5000 y’all!

3 Weekends Without Drinking

Good morning and happy Monday kids! I know for a fact, that my loyal 1.5 readers might not give a flying fuck, but anyway, I am happy to say, that since I am a weekend binge drinker, I have been without drinking for three weekends, and it feels fucking great. As matter of fact, it’s amazing, to wake up on a Monday morning without a fucked-up hangover or any regrets and be able to go to the salt mines and do my work feeling good and proud of myself. It’s just an incredible feeling.

With that said, I am Audi 5000 y’all!

Me, Myself And I

Good morning and TGIF kids! I hope you enjoy your Friday to the fullest.

I am happy to report, that today is my 16th day without drinking and I am super happy and proud of myself. The way that I have been able to do it is, by keeping myself busy and not carrying that others around me are drinking. The monkey sees, monkey do mentality doesn’t fly with me, that’s why I have never been able to follow the leader. It’s not that I want to be different, it’s just that I like to be me and do my own thing.

With that said, I am Audi 5000 y’all!

The Serenity Prayer

Good morning and happy hump day boys, girls and others! No matter how bad things might seem right now… Oh what the fuck? I’m no motivational speaker. Just fuck all the assholes in your life and try to enjoy your day to the fullest.

As for me? Up until a couple of days ago, I used to write drafts of posts that I was going to share, but after a while, it didn’t make sense to me, because anything could change overnight, so here I go with a blog post I just wrote.

Even though I’m not a religious person, around eight years ago, when I put myself into a rehab facility for 30 days, for the first in my life, I heard the serenity prayer and instantly clicked with it. I guess because of my OCD, I have a problem with the things that I cannot change and so I can relate to it. So, I bought a silver chain and a dog tag with the serenity prayer, so I can read it every morning and anytime that I’m having a difficult time. I think it will really help me.

With that said, I am Audi 5000 y’all!

She Beats Me Like I Owe Her Money

Good morning and happy Monday kids! Enjoy your day like if it was your last one on this rock we call our home.

As for me? You will never guess how happy and excited I am today, because this past weekend was my second sober weekend in a long ass time. You see, the reason why I am so excited is because I always start drinking on Friday evenings after work but can’t control my drinking and always go on a bender that could go for 3, 4, 5, even 6 days none stop.

Because of the hot summer weather here in New York City, no matter what I try or do, I’m always surrounded by people who are drinking alcohol, but that doesn’t bother me at all. As a matter of fact, I have gone months without drinking and not miss it. The only time that it becomes a problem for me is, when I’m bored. That’s the reason why it doesn’t bother me, when my wife keeps me busy on the weekends like if I owe her money.

With that said, I am Audi 5000 y’all!


Good morning and happy Sunday my homies, homettes and others. Always remember to enjoy your day to the fullest and don’t let no fucking asshole fuck it up for you no matter what. As for me? I am happy and proud to say, that today is my 11th sober day and I feel like Tony the tiger, fucking grrreat! WOO-HOO!

On a fun note? Since I’m trying to keep my crazy and weird mind busy, in order to keep the stinking thinking away, last night I decided to drive to the local casino with my wife and a close friend of ours. Even though I’m not a gambler, I’ve been there before, and know that they sell alcohol, but that wasn’t a problem for me at all, trying to stay awake while my wife gambled, and I listened to music was. The truth is, that the little trip out of the block really helped me, because I’m just fucking tired of seeing the same people and doing the same shit every fucking day.

With that said, I am Audi 5000 y’all!

Sober Days = 11