Good morning and TGIF boys and girls. As always, I hope that you enjoy your day to the fullest and remember, don’t let no asshole mess it up for you no matter what goes down. Keep in mind, that some people are assholes, because somewhere along the line, they lost their copy of the “How not to be an asshole for dummies” book by yours truly.

As for The Big Lebowski? Just like everyday from Monday through Friday, I’m on my way to the salt mines, but compared to yesterday, today will be very different. WHY? Because I’m not on the dreaded phone. Everything should be A OK, unless my stupidvisor fucks it up for everyone, which she usually does. Other than that, I’m happy to have a job that pays the bills, keeps the wife, kids and dog off my back and gives me weekend beer money.

With that said, I’m Audi 5000 y’all!

Back To The Salt Mines

Good morning and happy Monday boys and girls. I know! I know! I know! IT’S MONDAY… AGAIN!… what the hell is there to be happy about? Well, tell that to those who are pushing up daisies. Anyways, I hope that you enjoy your day to the fullest and remember, that a smile can make someone’s day.

As for me, I’m heading on out to the salt mines to put in my 8 hours of hard labor and deal with anything that is thrown my way. Other than that, I should be chilling like a villain.

With that said, I am Audi 5000 y’all!

A Fucked-Up Day!

Good morning and happy Tuesday my homies and homettes, I hate to complain so early in the morning, but to be honest with you, today is going to be a FUCKED-UP! and I mean FUCKED-UP! day at the salt mines. I’m doing what I love to do… working on email and faxes, but due to some unfortunate incident last week. Between you and I “a management fuck up”, we are backed up on work. 

Don’t get me wrong, I get paid to do my job and I love doing it. As a matter of fact, I get along with all of my co-workers here and they all know that I am a team player. I even go the extra mile, by setting up their printers and fixing their computers when they ask me. But the thing with me is, that I don’t like cleaning up other people’s shit. Especially when it’s management’s shit that I have to clean up, because of their lack of knowledge, incompetence and unwillingness to learn. You see, the shit that annoys the living shit out of me is, that when management fucks up, it’s fine and dandy. But when the rest of us fuck up, it’s world war III. 

One thing that I never do, and no one should do, is bring my personal problems to the salt mines and or take my work problems home. Now that shit don’t go with me. Other than that, life sucks and then some, but I’m glad that I’m not pushing up daisies and I have a job that pays the bills.

With that said… I am Audi 5000 y’all!