Good morning and TGIF boys and girls. As always, I hope that you enjoy your day to the fullest and remember, don’t let no asshole mess it up for you no matter what goes down. Keep in mind, that some people are assholes, because somewhere along the line, they lost their copy of the “How not to be an asshole for dummies” book by yours truly.
As for The Big Lebowski? Just like everyday from Monday through Friday, I’m on my way to the salt mines, but compared to yesterday, today will be very different. WHY? Because I’m not on the dreaded phone. Everything should be A OK, unless my stupidvisor fucks it up for everyone, which she usually does. Other than that, I’m happy to have a job that pays the bills, keeps the wife, kids and dog off my back and gives me weekend beer money.
With that said, I’m Audi 5000 y’all!